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ZOMBIEGuitar
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 3:24 pm    Post subject: HORRIBLE HORROR MOVIES Reply with quote
everyone post some of the worst horror movies you've seen and give a brief synopsis.

this movie sucks, hard. its about some friends on their way to a wedding, and they stop at a bed and breakfast and all hell breaks loose. with a singing cowboy as narrorator this movie is sure to be a warm spot in your heart.


alright this one is a real winner. its about mutant sheep crossed between humans, and they are kinda like zombies they kill people and that is the whole idea behind it, pretty suck if you ask me, but quality shit movie.


this movie is a real stinker, mark walhberg talks in a whisper the entire fucking movie, it is pretty damn ridiculous. definitly his worst acting performance ever.


soft core porn, nazi zombies, over dubbed in english, nuff said.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 11:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


So horrible it's great
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 11:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


just watched this today, really cheesy but awesome as well. it is going to be remade next year, and fogell from superbad is going to be in it, as well as colin farrell.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
goose wrote:


So horrible it's great


You sir, have picked the winner.

This movie is the all-time bad horror film.

Case and point: During the montage of the toxic avenger helping people with his new found powers, he spots a woman through a window trying to open a difficult jar, the toxic avenger hobbles over, grabs the jar, and opens it for her. Brilliant.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
goose wrote:


So horrible it's great


Class of nuke'em high is even better\worse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPepOY6zVrU
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 3:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yeah I loved Toxic Avenger...but it's definitely not a horror.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 4:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
also its one of those movies that is so bad its good, im just talking shitty movies that suck.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 1:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
oh ok my B
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
scariest movie ever

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


only a horror when youre 7 and home alone.






so terrible i enjoyed watching them both.



agreed.






not scuurry.its a comedy. with assblasters.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
ghost ship is a scary movie no matter how old or how many people are around
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 2:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
DEAD ALIVE KICKS FUCKIN ASS TOO, CLASSIC
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 5:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
dead alive kicks ass but not as a horror film.

and ghost ship is just gore-ish. not horror.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 6:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


lmfao.
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